Posted on in Haterade/Navy Stuff

Wait, So The Navy Didn’t Start the Global Pandemic?

This post originally appeared on the USNI Blog here. They say you shouldn’t joke about coronavirus. Its serious stuff. Fine, but just because a bunch of idiots are gaffing off all reasonable precautions to drink green beer in crowded pubs and expose the conspiracy by the media to induce mass hysteria, crash the economy, and sabotage the… Keep Reading

Posted on in Leadership/Navy Stuff

Your Command Tour Starts Now, Ensign!

This post originally appeared on the USNI Blog here. Ok JOPA, put your Ensign Cards away, time for some tough loving. Oh, sorry, I’ll wait for you to finish that rant about “Big Navy blah, blah, blah . . .” Ready? So, you think you have a few years until you have to get ready… Keep Reading

Posted on in Announcements/Navy Stuff

ERASE Yourself!

This post originally appeared on the USNI blog here. WhatsApp has been hacked! Facebook sold your data! Terrorists are tracking your running routes! Nothing is sacred. I may be a millennial, but I remember when the internet was an idyllic place full of weird AOL chat rooms and pirated Phish MP3s. Nowadays? It’s a battlefield, and you are ill equipped. For… Keep Reading

Posted on in Navy Stuff/Props

Go Army! Seriously… Go… Do Something.

This post originally appeared on the USNI Blog here. I don’t care what you all say, I’m pulling for Army this year. I mean, lets be honest, they need a win. Everyone just found out that while we thought they were fighting in Afghanistan for the last 18 years, they were actually just chilling at… Keep Reading

Posted on in Fan Mail

Salty Holds Mail Call

This post originally appeared on the USNI Blog here. It’s time for Mail Call here at The Salty Herald. Today, we thought we’d share an excerpt of some “fan mail” from one of our more ardent followers. Enjoy! And, as always, if you’d like to tell me how wonderful I am, please email me at!… Keep Reading

Eddie Gallagher - More Clown than SEAL
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A Gallagher Sledge-o-matic Podcast

Well, there was an E-7 on the minds of the Salty crew today. Or E-6? The maybe-SEAL, and themes surrounding Mr. Gallagher, took up most of this conversation. One thing is for certain, there is no politicizing the military in this podcast! Right? Keep Reading

Posted on in Epiphanies

Dear Pete Hegseth, I Beg Your Pardon

November 15, 2019 Dear Pete Hegseth, I need your help. I’m writing you this letter from a Tokyo jail cell. They took away my iPhone so I can’t tweet @ you. I’m terrified. They say I’m accused of satsujin, whatever that means, and they look really mad but I honestly don’t understand why. The last… Keep Reading

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