Congress Wishes the Navy a Happy Birthday…
Congressman Mast’s colleagues join him in celebrating the Navy’s 244th birthday! Keep Reading
Commander Salamander: Origin Story
In this newest episode of Salt Force One, the Salty crew gets the origin story from Commander Salamander. We discuss writing criticism to power, anonymously and otherwise. There is some chatter about yesteryear’s Navy, today’s cancel culture and dabble a bit on Maj. Mathew L. Golsteyn. There was a Jack McCain mustache reference too, which… Keep Reading
I Sent the Navy a Happy Birthday Text – It Did Not Go Well
This post originally appeared on the USNI blog here. Soooo… apparently the Navy’s birthday was yesterday? Yeah, I totally forgot. I was too busy brainlessly binging free video games on Steam (or whatever it is you guys assume millennials do all weekend). Anyway, I texted the Navy to wish it a happy belated birthday. It,… Keep Reading
New Salt Force One Episode
Rust is all gone and the Salt is back. We discuss Satan’s ascent in the Navy, Jesus’s potential descent and blueberries igniting like gas-soaked-rags. Jimmy makes sure to sprinkle in some happy Navy news. Keep Reading
America’s Concept for Reestablishing Our Navy’s Youthful Maritime Supremacy (ACRONYMS)
This post originally appeared on the USNI blog here. A few weeks ago, our favorite Reptile of Guile, CDR Salamander, highlighted an amazing new acronym the Navy’s FY20 30-year Maintenance and Modernization Plan: the Navy the Nation Needs (NNN). Brilliant. Sal exhorted us to stop making up so many silly acronyms, but I disagree. I think we… Keep Reading
Salt Force One Returns
We heard your desperate cries and are delivering the goods. Sit down with the crew of Salt Force One while they attempt to remember how to talk and think simultaneously. Keep Reading
Excel_Article_V5_REV2_EDITED_090519 (FOR DISTRO)
At The Salty Herald, we get feedback from the fleet all the time. Occasionally, people send me drafts that are just flat better than anything I could ever write. I usually delete these and tell them to stick to their day job. In this rare case, I decided to let Lieutenant Blake Herzinger give us his thoughts on that… Keep Reading