This post originally appeared on the USNI blog here.
Soooo… apparently the Navy’s birthday was yesterday? Yeah, I totally forgot. I was too busy brainlessly binging free video games on Steam (or whatever it is you guys assume millennials do all weekend). Anyway, I texted the Navy to wish it a happy belated birthday. It, uh, could have gone better.
See what I mean? Well, in any case… HAPPY 244TH BIRTHDAY TO THE U.S. NAVY!
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