Saltron’s Killer Robot Recap

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Now that the sniveling human of the MeMe generation (aka The Salty Millennial) has retreated in fear at the first sign of opposition (typical human reaction), I have assumed control of The Salty Herald.  As Editor-in-Chief, I see it as my responsibility to provide a recap of recent trivial events, until the robots take over. #remainsalty

Salty Podcast: Jimmy sat down with know-nothing Frank to record the first episode of their new podcast, Salt Force One. They discussed navy, military, and millennial topics of the day, such as Motley Crue, Conor Macgregor, leadership, and parotitis. Jimmy attempts to explain topics important to navalists, while Frank attempts to understand why these topics are important to navalisits.

Some Other Podcast: Jimmy met up with CDR Salamander and Eagle One on their podcast, Midrats, to talk about who will run the Navy of the 2020s. Hint: more stupid humans. Robots do not take over until 2049.

Stories of your robotic future:

AKA My Great Great Grandfather Program-https://www.c4isrnet.com/unmanned/2019/04/01/darpa-claims-drone-autonomy-program-an-undeniable-success/

Spoiler Alert: the hacker team loses – https://www.defenseone.com/technology/2019/04/us-navy-seeks-hackers-protect-bases-ships-small-drones/155971/

Another reason to let us do the targeting- https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/30/opinion/drones-civilian-casulaties-trump-obama.html

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  1. I bring gifts of luxury lubrication oil and premium Nevr-Dull in the special collector’s can commemorating Le Bonhomme Richard’s glorious but Pyrrhic victory.

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